Dear Easter Bunny,
I am writing you at the request of my daughter, Leigha. We are unable to find the last REAL egg that you have hidden in our HOUSE, in the DESERT, and with three TWO-YEAR OLDS who are now awake. She wanted me to ask you where you hid that last egg. Last year you took pictures on our digital camera and left that for us in case we couldn't find all of your sneaky places. Why didn't you do that this year? Were too many people making fun of your OCD? Please help us find that last REAL egg before:
a) a two-year old finds it and throws it HARD (like that ever happens?)
b) it starts to smell worse than the cat litter, dirty diapers, food that has probably been sitting in the fridge too long
You have done a wonderful job! I especially appreciate that I like 95% of the candy you brought the kids. You are so smart!
Please help us!
Mom
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2 comments:
That's so funny! I can so relate! My oldest daughter wanted to "hatch" an egg one time and kept an egg under her bed for a long time until I noticed a smell and found it. She was heartbroken that it never produced a fluffy yellow chickie. Hope you find your egg!
Ewwwwww! Hope you guys can find that egg- soon!
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